Bikers Dice and Bars #070: How to Order Wrong

(This episode is from a Fall 2021 batch that got left behind due to life getting in the way of editing. Now we’re back on track, so these are coming out as a bundle, first to our awesome Patrons!)

Listen in and learn how not to order your drinks at a bar. Poppy and Jacob engage in a big of bartender role-play with Xander, asking some of the dumbest orders that one might expect when working at the bar. What are the dumbest drink orders YOU have ever heard?

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  • Hosts: Just Jacob, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
  • Theme Song: “Bikers, Dice, and Bars” by Skip VonKuske
  • Drink of the Evening: A mix of godawful fake gas station cocktails from “The Mixed Drinks Company”
  • Episode Length (We support chapters!): 28:30

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