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HAMMERCRAWL! Wagoncrawl 2019, Part 1: Lady Deathfinger Does Not Do Gross

AT LONG LAST, WE RETURN! Sorry for the long wait, folks! The Breakfast Puppies setup has recently undergone a complete studio move and upgrade, which has taken a lot more work than initially planned. But after a break for the convention season, we’re back to regular releases of HAMMERCRAWL! This time we bring you the first of the new WAGONCRAWL! adventures, recorded live on stage at Wagoncon 2019, right here in the beautiful Columbia Gorge. We had an awesome turnout of folks ready to cycle through the meatgrinder, scoring us a good handful of episodes to roll out for your listening enjoyment.

As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all.

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Links of Note:


  • Players: Ross Hammer as “Bavel Dawn,” Janell as “Lady Enu Deathbringer,” Sean as “Burly Hammerbeard,” and Connor as “Jose Greasefinger”
  • Group Name: Scooper’s Bears
  • Dungeon: The WAGONCRAWL! (via The Secret Chambers of Evil)
  • Theme Song: “Chain Lightning” by Gygax
  • Additional Music by: Erang – Featured song A Majestic Shadow
  • Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
  • Daily Wisdom: The renowned hatred between Clowns and Potted Plants may be something you can use to your advantage.

Episode Length: 37:34 (we support Chapter Marks!)

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