HAMMERCRAWL! Episode 2: The WAGONCRAWL! (Part Two)

Welcome back, Adventurers! What you’re about to listen to is a 100% randomly generated-on-the-fly comedic role-playing session, actual play featuring actual convention attendees who signed up for the event on the spot. The game mechanics are a system of my own design, initially derived from the simplicity of the ol’ Rules Cyclopedia and modified heavily to allow fast pick-up-and-play from both veteran and newbie gamers alike. It’s very much a classic meat grinder experience, and quite intentionally ridiculous.

This episode is the second of three dungeon parties from an absolutely amazing live-audience session at the recent Wagoncon 2018 event in The Dalles, OR. In this session a brand new party of adventurers rise up from the audience and try their hands (and dice) at surviving a randomly-created dungeon. Will these newcomers meet a better fate than their forebears in episode 1? Listen and find out!

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  • Players: Terry as “Elliot Ranger,” Katrina as “The Incredible Salk,” Darrin Starwing as “Donnie McFinkelstein,” and Danny as “Flowerpot Windwhistle”
  • Group Name: The Company of the Thorn and Coin
  • Dungeon: The Black Hive of Sorrows
  • Theme Song: “Chain Lightning” by Gygax
  • Additional Music by: Erang
  • Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
  • Daily Wisdom: Always, always, always bring rope, and don’t skimp on those ten-foot poles either.

Timestamps of Note (we support Chapters!):

  • 00:00 Theme Song
  • 00:55 Intro
  • 01:57 Welcome!
  • 02:21 Party Introductions
  • 08:39 Enter the Hive
  • 16:34 Enter the Ants
  • 28:38 Outro
  • 30:02 Lesson of the Day

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